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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Fat…

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:55:31 +0000

Chris gets a new job as the water boy for the basketball team. Chris later visits a library to look up his genealogy and is elated to discover that a black man (Nate Griffin) was part of his family. Peter tries to embrace his black culture.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13 Screwed The Pooch

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:54:45 +0000

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some “issues” of his own to work out. Find out if Brian’s future is to make puppies or become “less” than he is.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 12 To Live and Die in Dixie

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:53:43 +0000

Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam’s father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn’t like boys and doesn’t like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 11 Emission Impossible

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:53:06 +0000

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter’s body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 10 Fish Out of Water

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:51:14 +0000

Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called ‘Daggermouth’. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9 Mr. Saturday Knight

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:50:39 +0000

Peter’s boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight’s wench, he must defend his family’s honor in an duel with the Black Knight.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 The Kiss Seen Around the World

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:49:53 +0000

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie’s prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 7 Lethal Weapons

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:49:19 +0000

Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York “leafers” coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New Yorkers. However, Lois’s new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out brawl to get it out of their system.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 Death Lives

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:48:38 +0000

Peter sneaks away on his and Lois’ anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date.Meanwhile, Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them all over Quahog.

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5 And the Wiener is…

saji — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:48:00 +0000

Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day.Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse for the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad.